She went from a size 6 to a size 9 in less than a year because she eats while sleep-walking. It’s crazy to think that while she’s sleeping, she raids the fridge like some kind of savage barbarian.
In this country obesity isn’t seen as something beyond your control. If you’re fat, society will see you as a degenerate that is too lazy to be fit. It’s as simple as that and anyone overweight for their height and weight will be fined $100 per kilogram every month until they lose weight.
She’s 5 kilos overweight and has had to pay $500 per month for the last several months. If she gains another 5, she’ll be required to pay a fortune to lose weight at Kilo Killer Kamp (a brutal fitness boot camp). If she can’t afford to pay the monthly obesity fine, she’ll be deported. If she gains another 5 kilos and can’t afford Kilo Killer Kamp, she’ll be deported!
She grabs her skipping rope from her closet and starts skipping. While she’s skipping, she knocks over a lamp. She chides herself for carelessly destroying her mother’s gift but continues skipping. 15 minutes later she’s ready to collapse but she’s determined to keep going. She must become a size 6 again.
Soon her roommate Archie comes home. As usual, he opens her bedroom door without knocking.
“Instead of skipping why not run to the grocery store and buy some food?” He says. “I’m starving and you ate all my spaghetti and chips last night!”
“There’s too much pollution outside!” She tosses the skipping rope aside.
“I don’t care. You ate all my food.” Archie says.
“It’s a medical condition okay! I can’t control it.”
“If you were the Big Bad Wolf, you would’ve not only eaten the pigs, but their houses as well!”
“Stop being mean.” She says. “Now listen, you have to help me. I need a favor.”
“Not again. ” He groans.
“Please, I have a boyfriend now! He doesn’t say anything, but I know he’d be happier if I were slimmer!”
“Seriously? You have a boyfriend? He actually asked you out… in your condition?” Archie stares at her thighs.
“Yes, you asshole! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!”
“Only a blind eye could find you beautiful.”
“Will you please stop being you and just help?”
“Fine. What do you want?” He asks.
Archie is an annoying dickhead, but he can be a nice guy. Last month he paid her monthly obesity fine because her current job doesn’t pay very well.
“A treadmill.” She replies.
“Are you serious?”
“It’s for a good cause. I’ll pay you back… one day.”
Archie narrows his eyebrows, “Fine. You can use my credit card.”
“Wait, I have an idea about your sleep-eating.”
“Why not put a lock outside your door?” Archie suggests. “When you go to bed at night, I’ll lock it. Then you won’t be able to get out of your room. Call me when you wake up in the morning and I’ll unlock it.”
“Okay! It should work.”
She then decides to do some online research on the food she’s eaten in the past year, especially this new brand of bread called Breader. She discovers that people eating Breader are also eating in their sleep. Breader is one of the few bread brands available in the country, ever since the government banned many other brands for “health” reasons. Breader’s market share is growing every month.
Does the government want a portion of the population to gain weight knowing full well that Kilo Killer Kamps are unaffordable for most people? Does the government want an excuse to deport some of its own citizens?
The country is overpopulated so that would make sense. Most overweight people are deported because Kilo Killer Kamps are unaffordable… Kilo Killer Kamps are government-owned… Breader is also owned by the government… She smells the foul stink of conspiracy.
She throws her bread in the trash.
Two months later after skipping every day and running on the treadmill, she loses 10 kilos and drops to a size 5. She doesn’t sleep-eat anymore. In fact, she doesn’t even get up in her sleep. She looks and feels better.
Archie now finds her attractive. He tries to ask her out but she tells him that she’d rather go to Kilo Killer Kamp.
She starts applying for jobs in other countries because there’s no way she plans to stay here for the rest of her life. Hopefully her boyfriend will come with her.