He comes home early in the morning.
“Where were you last night?” She asks.
“Work.” He collapses on the sofa.
“You reek of alcohol.”
“Client meeting. You know how it is.”
“Next time tell me if you’re going out with your whore so I don’t waste time making dinner for you.”
He tries to apologize but she runs into the bedroom and locks the door. She starts crying and prays for a better husband. She hates living in this new country with her husband. She misses her home, her parents, her friends, and all the adorable stuffed animals in her bedroom.
Her husband knocks on the bedroom door for five straight minutes, but she won’t open it. He gives up and goes back to the living room and turns on the TV. Suddenly he starts to feel nauseous. It’s probably the alcohol, he just needs some rest. But then he notices a little more hair on his arms than usual.
A few minutes later his clothes start feeling very tight. He takes off his clothes and cries out in alarm. There is long hair on his legs, stomach, chest. His back starts feeling itchy and he feels hair over there too.
What the hell is going on? He rushes to the bathroom and sees hair all over his face! And his face looks different… it looks like… a bear?
A few minutes later he screams in agony as the transformation is complete. His wife emerges from her bedroom and gasps in shock.
Her former husband is now a giant cuddly teddy bear. Looks like her prayers were answered.